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| you need a cake |
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| sample the cookies first |
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| if they taste good, go for the other one |
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| scratch out a little of the side |
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| shove as much as possible in your mouth |
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| make sure to rip off some more |
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| and see if it tastes like the rest of the cake |
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| now it's time to pull some on the floor |
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| but don't be distracted from the people taking your picture |
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| offer some to them, they probably will want some |
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| throw what is left in your hands in the air |
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| I guess you can share some with Papa |
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| now it's time to really throw |
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| make sure there are NO whole pieces left |
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| squish it down by stepping in it |
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| wipe some on the person's camera |
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| examine the frosting on your feet |
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| there is still some on the plate.... |
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| let's try this idea... |
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| see if you can remove the cake by tipping it off |
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| that didn't work, better throw some more |
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| turn it up side down |
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| finally, lick the remains off |
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| good job! you successfully ate(destroyed) a cake! |
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| now to rinse off |
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| drink lots of water |
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| go into a sugar coma |
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| drinking the soapy water results in a beard |
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| wash the frosting off that eye |
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| congrats! You survived! and are nice and clean |